decockr funny naughty Halloween table home decor
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| Management number | 8252105 | Release Date | 2025/09/03 | List Price | $9.00 | Model Number | 8252105 | ||
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It's Halloween night and the in-laws are visiting from the Hamptons.
It's your one chance to make a good impression on your hyper-critical upper-upper class mother-in-law.
You've done your best to set the perfect dinner table, Martha Stewart herself would be jealous!
Yet something's missing, you can just tell... Some piece of decor to compliment the fine china mother-in-law gifted you for Thanksgiving.
Oh, I know! You should get DECOCKR, this fine piece of foam male member decor with balls and a mushroom head that lets billionaire heiress mother-in-law Liliath DeHaviland know that you've been thinking of her, trying to match her impeccable taste!
You're CERTAIN to get on mother-in-law's good side with DECOCKER - or not... (hope you didn't sign that prenup...)
decockr funny naughty table decor
| Category | Toys & Collectibles > Novelty & Gag Toys > Gag Toys & Practical Jokes |
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| Size | N/A |
| Brand | Handmade |
| Condition | New |
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